2013 was Main Team One's worst season ever.  When the Heir dials on over to sports talk after tonight's loss, he'll hear them say things like, well x was their worst year, y was their worst year.  Nuh-uh.  It's 2013.  It was even worse than 2008, because at least they had an excuse that Fitness Coaching Manager was learning the ropes then.  Can't say that this year!  So even though Quiet Beatle Closing Pitcher retires after this year, the Bachelor looks forward to next March to see who's up and coming, to help Main Team One make up for lost time.  In the time Main Team One has left, they might end up winning the last four games now that in elimination they won't have anything to play for.  Preseason exhibition baseball comes six months early this year.  But at this rate, Chowdah Challenging Team will end up with one more pennant than Main Team One since the start of both franchises.

The Bachelor admires John McCain for his rebuttal to Vladimir Putin's editorial in the New York Times.  We didn't read the rebuttal yet, but the CIS portrays it as an ad hominem attack on Russian politics in general.  One suggestion the Bachelor has for John McCain is when that Russian citizen commented to the CIS that John McCain should spend more time in Russia before criticizing it, John McCain should respond with, well that guy never explicitly said that what I said was necessarily wrong, or what was wrong with it.  In a way, John McCain's weak rebuttal is sign of a hidden strength in that you don't always have to have a polished showing in order to stand up for principle and conviction.

Main Team One was selling Charlie Brown Bobbleheads at one of their games.  If they didn't suck so bad right now, they probably would have sold Excited Shortstop Bobbleheads or something.  Charlie Brown was the born loser for whom nothing ever went right in his game, like dropping easy flies, or getting hit with a line drive on the mound that took his shirt off.  Is Main Team One making an implied admission about their performance this year with Charlie Brown?

We saw what are currently available in terms of retro style Bluetooth headsets, but here's what they need to do, in spirit of the second pillar, classiness.  The headset would be about as small as the plain ones, but it would be able to fit securely in your ear with a rounded flared ear piece similar to ones you see on piezo electric earphones.  It would still be a two inch ma bell receiver style, available in light blue and tan beige.  The crystal radio set pages linked from our site shows pictures of the kind of piezo phones we're talking about.  It's better than a conventional set of ear buds, because it stays in your ear instead of dropping out like ear buds do.  Ear buds rely on that cartilage gap being small enough to accommodate a thin audio wire, but that's only true of true believers of The Responsibility Age, because being such causes their ears to be exactly shaped the right way for the ear buds.  If Microsoft were an automaker, new car seats will force everyone to have the same size butt.

Hopefully NOAA All Hazards Radio will resolve that conflict regarding their station in New York with the Coast Guard.  Seems as though the FCC has abdicated in this manner, dumping it on NOAA and the Coast Guard, when the original solitary reason for the FCC's existence is to allot and coordinate frequencies, rather than just tell people they can't curse or show their you-know-what on TV.

The Bachelor heard Secretary Of State Stalwart Two get all defensive on audio going, "we're *not* talking about war!!!"  And then he goes on to make a purported reassurance that they don't seek to go beyond the air strikes.  Sounds to the Bachelor like when Lyndon Johnson had said we will not seek a larger war in Vietnam.  Interesting how the CIS did not point out the similarities.  Again as I the Mentor was writing this, Flaileef burst in again to say that for the Bachelor to rip on Stalwart Two is just not good enough, and instead we had to join his specific activist movement against the air strikes.  We subsequently refused and he stormed out in a huff.

We fixed that problem where the Renderotica pics weren't coming up properly from the Bachelor site.