So where does Tropical Soulvangelical stand on the War In Iran? Like apparently 60 percent of the population, he's against it. He tells people that it's a wag-the-dog exercise in the part of politicians to try to distract from the Epstein files, and that it'll increase gas prices and the threat of terrorist attacks. But one thing he hasn't told people is that the war is an attack on religious devotion. He appreciates Simon Whistler's analysis from a war fronts perspective, but believes there's much that's missing. TSV has yet to see an acknowledgment of the fact that Iranians are pretty much the most religiously devoted people on the face of the earth, particularly those in cities most sympathetic to the office of the Ayatollah. They look at us in our most personally corrupt secularist state and just seethe with divine anger at what we're doing to their country. They've already gotten a fatwa to utterly destroy all Americans everywhere, particularly those who don't follow any true sense of spiritual conviction, no matter the particulars of the persuasion. TSV reminds people they can best believe that it's the devoted Iranians who keep up to date on the Epstein files with the most interest, even more than the gossipy Americans who just want to catch people with their pants down. By contrast, TSV sees devotees as finding out who's engaged in the most sin, and who from that is causing the most destruction in their country, particularly damage to religious institutions and symbols. TSV then sees that among the devotees comes a new generation of international terrorists that may make Al Qaida and Isis look pretty tame in comparison. We're talking about people who don't care about what the U.N. says or even what their own government says about capitulation or what international law says about formal declarations of war. TSV remembers when he used to catch up on the BBC much more than he does now about Al Qaida's internal discussions, and they interviewed Dr. Fahdel. Dr. Fahdel points out that terrorists are not afraid of antiterror laws or security forces. He points out that they're only afraid to go to Hell. TSV doesn't see the new and upcoming generation of terrorists to fare any differently. TSV sees the terrorists seeing, for example, -trump- being in the Epstein files as evidence of the Western cauldron of sin, and how the West has to -burn- to be freed of that sin so that it'll have little to no incentive to be attacking religiously devoted countries and communities around the world, and that's how they look upon the concept of holy vengeance. This is what TSV believes needs to be talked about, and he'll stop at nothing till he finds this narrative.

Tropical Soulvangelical not only unsubscribed from Kimmel's channel back in December of January or so, but just yesterday he told YouTube to not give him any rec's from Kimmel's channel. TSV did the same back in November or December with respect to Colbert for a number reasons, which I think that I as the Happy Bachelor announcer talked about here. So the reason for TSV telling y/t not to send him any Kimmel rec's is because he saw Kimmel as still going on with the Biden Is Demented Myth that's been repeatedly debunked since both 7/24 and when Biden was attacked for his cancer choices. Something that TSV has always been trying to point out is that it's -specifically- the Bidenhaters that are trying to tell everyone that we're in a National Emergency. Sure -trump- is terrible and immoral and does want to be a dictator, but TSV doesn't see him as anywhere near Putin or Kim Jong Un, and he doesn't see the Emergency crowd as substantively proving such or really much of anything else they want to message. All he sees is things like emotional appeal and argument by repetition and attacking the listener, and TSV sees there being a reason for that. Their contention of a National Emergency is ultimately disengenuous if they insist on pushing anti-Biden myths and -only- point to -trump- lying about stuff without reconciling their own problems with the truth. This is also TSV's way of predicting that both Kimmel and Colbert won't have to worry about censorship for the most part. TSV believes that even though Colbert was supposed to be canceled this coming May, he sees a last minute renewal in the works as far back as this late February as I the Happy Bachelor am writing this. Or it might not happen, but TSV sees there being a 51 percent chance that a Colbert renewal -will- happen. And Kimmel's not getting canceled or suspended any time soon, TSV gathers, even at the risk of being wrong. So once both hosts find themselves in a more secure place, it's because TSV sees them as selling their souls to the national scourge of personal corruption that is the opposite of the concept of Principle TSV sees Biden as ultimately standing for, even now in retirement. In terms of Colbert/Kimmel vs -trump-, TSV is having a hard time discerning any one side as having more moral authority than the other. It's hard for TSV to see the hosts as getting censored after giving into the promulgations of Clooney from within the safe confines of southern France (and to a lesser degree also by the Bernie Bros). Every single day till '28, TSV sees more and more a reason to stand fast to his None Of The Above stance in favor of the #SpiritOf46. Oh and right after Kimmel pushed the Biden Dementia Myth one more time, he had Pod Save America on to push Youth Power Imperialism. That was -not- a coincidence.

Mainly due to the Epstein files, Tropical Soulvangelical has proclaimed that 85-90% of celebrities are Guilty Before Proven Innocent, or at the very least Do Not Share The Values Of Ordinary People When It Comes To Right And Wrong. From his point of view, otherwise virtuous values such as forgiveness and due process in law have been subject to so much abuse that he doesn't believe those values have any real meaning anymore. This goes into the Guthrie case, which, again, TSV suspects the Guthries as knowing far more than they're letting on, and that the authorities in Arizona likely engaged in coverup solely for the sake of Savannah Guthrie's reputation. TSV doesn't think the "SEO" people can SEO themselves out of this one online. There's just too much of a gushing waterfall of suspicion about what the actors knew and when they knew it. TSV believes Savannah Guthrie wants to write a book later in the year about what happened, and doesn't want the truth to get in the way. He was already skeptical of the case going in, because there were just too many unanswered questions. For example, why did they release the doorbell pics only ten days after the fact when by that time the trail has long since gone cold? TSV compares the Guthrie case to other cases regarding domestic violence and/or disappearance of one's family members. The really really big one is Susan Smith. Like in the Guthrie case, the Smith case initially implicated a mysterious carjacker on Susan Smith and her children, claiming that it was this carjacker that drowned said children in a nearby pond by submerging the car there. This was before Smith herself fessed up when authorities, unlike the ones in Arizona, did their due diligence to try to find said perpetrator and came up empty after nearly two weeks. The other disappearance case has to do with a late shift nurse in Philadelphia whose body was found in a shallow grave only a couple days after her reported disappearance when the authorities there, too, unlike in Arizona, did their due diligence. The third case is the Rob Reiner case, because TSV believes the surviving Reiners really wanted to keep the tragedy of their family member's struggle with drugs and mental health a matter of privacy, before close friends to the Reiners themselves implicated the troubled family member. But for whatever reason, TSV sees at least the -visual- media of expecting the populace to practice suspension of disbelief like this were some kind of magic act, and not to be critically thinking of such matters. Since the doorbell failure, TSV has seen the media use all sorts of red herrings, like a SWAT strike near where Nancy Guthrie lived that the media tried to imply but could never specifically say was related to the Guthrie case in any form whatsoever. The same with respect to a delivery driver who got pulled over and brutally interrogated before being released two hours later. So now the latest twist is with respect to DNA with the media already proclaiming that the male DNA was not of any of the Guthrie members -even before- the tests got started. TSV expects the media to try to claim that the DNA tests were scrambled and inconclusive, but yet you still somehow find people to exonerate? Unrelated but in the same spirit of things, TSV is also looking into the cases of Tom Watson, Josef Mengele and Stalin's Starvation Czar for the sake of expressing sympathy for those burning the graves of those criminals never brought to justice as a way of -finally- bringing them to justice, and driving home the point that the concept of principle will reach you beyond your grave if you did wrong and there's no way out of it. Here's TSV's formatting accordingly: + nameOfPerpetrator;latitudeOfLikelyGrave;longitudeOfLikelyGrave->WWWWW<-D; +. Then follows ascii art of a fire with said perpetrator crying in agony, because it's what TSV observes the objective universe seeing said figure as deserving, as brutal as it is.

Tropical Soulvanglical has already figured out the situation with what newsradio for some reason wants to call Last To Comment -Gate. It's hard for him not to believe that the so-called "pro-Hamas" contingent outside that one synagogue in Queens he thinks it is amounts to an astroturf of plants mostly designed to try to embarass Mamdani in his 10th day as Mayor to the effect of, "let's see how he handles -this- one." He's thinking that someone somewhere arranged for the fake protest to take place -with the express of purpose of certain media getting ready to trap the Mayor-. TSV reminds people that Mamdani was elected to help people with affordability issues, not to be the First Or Last Or In Between To Comment on any given drive-by issue that TSV believes will be forgotten later in the month. Inexplicably even further, newsradio somehow attaches importance to what Eric Adams said even though Adams has been out of office for 10 days, and TSV reminds people is inherently guilty of bribery and corruption. How can that possibly be Not As Bad as lateness of commentary on something? How did public radio comment which TSV dropped like a lead pipe for their lack of factuality regarding Biden? Likely even worse. But what TSV truly doesn't understand is why apparently Bernie, Mamdani's "hero" in things, pretty much let Mamdani drop like a lead pipe and not come to Mamdani's side accordingly. Did Bernie cynically think that, oh well I get to swear in the new Mayor though I myself don't live in the city so now my work's done here so if Mamdani starts having fake problems sucks to be him. Where was AOC in this fake scandalization? TSV sees the situation with these two figures as the -real- scandal, because he remembers 20 years ago the progressive movement promulgated the practice of We Don't Take Care Of Our Own, and that seems to still be in effect today. TSV doesn't even see AOC or Bernie pointing out what TSV just pointed out in this base share, possibly because TSV sees Bernie with an Arbitrarily Not Important To Comment On Doctrine, which TSV is seeing amounts to an excuse not to help out an ally. Yet another reason for Bernie not to differ in faultiness from -trumpy- or Clooney. TSV is seeing Mamdani as being the winner here, and it's newradio, the fake protestors and their arrangers, and Bernie and AOC as the real losers. Mamdani has a city to run for all New Yorkers.

Tropical Soulvangelical has determined that Tim Walz made the Clooneycratic choice of withdrawing from public life rather than tackle baseless charges head-on that TSV believes a reasonable person sees as politically motivated. It's both Cloonycratic and reminiscent of Jerry Nadler and also fellow Minnesotan Charles Schulz who in life characterized himself as mostly too passive to deal with certain life challenges and that's why you got Charlie Brown. TSV anticipates that the intellectualists will try to tell people to go down to the proverbial library and "bone up" on the specifics of "fraud" charges against day care centers, but that it would be a waste of time. Now that Tim Walz had announced he no longer seeks reelection as Governor of Minnesota, you can best believe that -no one- will go back to the charges to see if they're legit. TSV figures that if they did so, they'll find that they're not. TSV also rewound the tape back to when Kamala Harris said she picked Tim Walz to be her running mate, and how now looking back the Harris Walz campaign was mostly a Clooneycratic exercise that forsook the Spirit Of 46 sense of principle that Biden followed. It wasn't as prevalent to TSV at the time, because he didn't know then what he knew now about how Kamala Harris most -certainly- was not Joe Biden, but in saying so, TSV figures that's a -bad- thing for Kamala Harris. Now that Clooney is out of the country, having forsaken America in favor of the south of France, TSV doesn't think Kamala has anything to lose by reconsidering Clooneyism in favor of the Spirit Of 46 as her one-time home base from 2021-2024, but he's not holding his breath. But what about Bernie and Bernieism? TSV sees Bernieism as the crux of the logical fallacy of if-not-one-then-the-other, that if Clooneyism is wrong, it -must- mean that Bernieism is "right," and it's not. Both Clooneyism and Bernieism are wrong, at least as much so as Trumpism is, so why is that? It's because all three philosophies are morally deprived and at the very least turn a blind eye to the social disease of personal corruption. Never did TSV hear Bernie, or AOC, or Mamdani -ever- say, with any sense of sincere conviction whatsoever, that -they- are the ones to tackle personal corruption, and there's a good reason for that: they refuse to do so (among other things, being pro-drug and not supporting straightedges), so why should TSV waste his time with them any more than with the Clooneycrats or the -trumpists-? TSV's flavor of None Of The Above is borne of the value of principle he has always seen in Biden with the Spirit Of 46, no matter those times TSV himself saw Biden as not correct on a couple of things that TSV can count on just one hand. This fact, in turn, informs TSV all he needs to know about the situation with Venezuela. TSV doesn't mind Maduro being taken out of power, but that the operation in Venezuela is a quagmire that all three of the above amoral sectors will use as a wag-the-dog distraction from their own shortcomings.