The Encouragement The Heir Gets From Carmen And Naomi To Go To A Massage Parlor.  We talk about how authorities went out of their way to talk about sex trafficking during the Superbowl, even though there are numerous parlors up where the Superbowl took place anyway.  The Heir expresses concern that a massage place opening up near where he works might be one of "those" parlors, but Carmen and Naomi tell him that he should still go there if it is, to be adventurous and expand his repertoire in life, and to be sure to ask for extras.  Also in this nearly outdated and long overdue episode, we talk about whether in light of Donald Sterling's racist comments the Bachelor has a possible reputation problem due to its urban image, there likely being a majority around where we live in taking a pro-Kremlin stance favoring Putin's incursions into the Ukraine, and how Bill DiBlasio is becoming known as the horse cart mayor of New York City.  On audio (click on the first play button after the banner ad): http://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/

Mentor (center, copper) and Heir (right, gold).