Thursday, April 6, 2017

The Heir Has His Wings And Ribs On The Beach Back In Mid-July.  We start out with a Termination Notice the Heir places on an economic solution from last year that didn't work out, which he believes is a reflection on them far more than their letting him go was any way a reflection on him.  He faults the "coordinator's coordinator" for being in a position to help that one particular department and doing nothing.  He will continue to add to his Termination Notice over time, so he can make clear what the situation is with that solution.  The Heir in this case at least doesn't believe in not "wallowing" in the past, particularly when there's unfinished business.  He now attends the catering counter at Bland Barns.  Meanwhile, the Heir continues to criticize the Ed Snowden and Roger Replacement types in the world, also because he doesn't believe they understand how much they're skating on thin ice with their reckless ways.  And even though now there's suspicion that Russia interfered with our elections, he doesn't believe we should have cooperated with them on Syria last year, because he believes they'll only take political advantage.  He now wants personal alliances with the Baltic States, Eastern Europe, the island states of the Pacific Rim and individual African states.   Speaking of Russia, the Heir sums up on how the Ed Snowden tech age is coming to an end, by paraphrasing that he walked around the St. Petersburg that is Silicon Valley when he saw it was time for a change.  And Prepper Maker continues with his research into a DIY audio player, and things like RSS Search and "crowdcommend."  On Audio (Play All): https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/

https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/

Thursday, March 9, 2017

OK, people, the Heir started a Twitter channel a couple days ago to combat the House bill meant to kill Funny Named Care.  He describes this as a tool strictly about taking action on issues that would make him and others think about their account balances.  He's not there to get up to date on Survivor or what he uses the beach bulletin board for.  General stuff we put on audio, and time sensitive stuff we announce here on this announcements base.  So he contacted in something resembling solidarity at least a half dozen politicians he believes are part of what he believes needs to be a Funny Named Care Caucus.  He's also contacted a few media and polling groups and started a couple new hash tags.  So if you want to go there and Follow, the Heir's channel is called Help Sustain Affordability and his handle is @HelpSustain.


"Help Sustain Affordability is about (my) taking action on those issues that make me (and would make other people) think about my (our) account balances."




Saturday, January 7, 2017

The End Of Music.  Happy New Year, people! So the Heir starts off the New Year from back last May to remind people about a plane crash that's now off the front pages, but at the time was Issue #1 because he believes both the media and politicians wanted it to be about terrorism.  Another thing you don't hear about now is the Zika virus.  But the Heir's more concerned about what could be The End Of Music, because of streaming services having to "replace" music downloads, and mainly only provide Top 40 content.  The Heir believes we're lucky that we were able to investigate that nightclub tragedy in Florida last year, because Apple would have opposed it out of the possibility of our needing to decrypt a suspect's smartphone.  He doesn't know why it didn't count as an Isis attack.  He thinks about how such tragedies get extreme coverage on cable news on giant TVs in medical waiting rooms, and how that's just distressing for waiting patients already worried about what the doctor may say.  He's pretty sure that Brexit will only serve to make the EU Parliament even more of a rubber stamp, because the UK won't be there to provide a dissenting view.  He wonders whether Fun Loving Chief in meeting with Loretta Lynch about Seventy First Lady's email situation pulled a "Columbo" in bringing up the issue.  On Audio (Play All): https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/




Saturday, December 3, 2016

Don't worry, people.  We haven't given up on episodes on audio, though we believe the next one may have to wait till January.  We'll do everything we can to come out with it sooner.  In any case, we do want to get back to doing episodes every month or two or so.  The Heir's working on making his own audio player, so he hasn't had much time.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

The Bachelor maintains a stance of political skepticism.  That said, the Heir supports the cast and staff of Hamilton in their response to the election, and he doesn't think they were being disrespectful at all, just honest about how they felt.  So this is what the Heir will say to Smug Gloater if he says With Us Or Against Us again, like back in 2001 or so.  The Heir doesn't plan to see Hamilton any time soon, and he'd prefer that there not be this unpaid advertising for them.  He doesn't want to see them fall into a egotistical Ed Snowden type stance.  Again, what you see was just about being honest.  It doesn't make you great in any way.  This is also the Heir's feeling about the street protests a couple weeks ago.


"Protest is the highest form of patriotism...  ...until you start going the way of Ed Snowden."


Sunday, November 13, 2016

The Heir wants to talk about Trump in an actual episode, but he was shocked like other people Wednesday morning.  He thinks that the so-called secret Trump voter is a red herring, because Seventy First Lady he doesn't think truly captivated enough people for Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida not to be an issue.  Not like how Funny Named Skinny Kid did.  Right now instead of tending to anti-Trump protests like Flaileef's doing, the Heir's priority is more pragmatic in protecting FunnyNamedCare, since he's on it now #iamobamacare.  It's a long story, which also figures into his struggles against the system, and how to keep the simplicity of hedonistic meditation alive in a type A society still vulnerable to a puritanical backlash.



The Happy Bachelor: helping Making Humanity Go pro-sex Again.

Saturday, October 22, 2016

That charity event that took place after all the debates were done will increasingly indicate perspective on any given election going forward.  The Heir was pretty sure that morning that the event would be a disaster after Seventy First Lady and Trump debated the night before.  Now the organizers will be forced to lay down internal policies as to who to invite to the event and under what circumstances.  It seems highly doubtful to the Heir that presidential candidates are as likely to be invited going forward, and instead opt for "safe" invitees, i.e., people no-one's heard of.



"Maybe they should invite struggling artists to makes speeches and stuff instead of politicians.  They certainly couldn't do more harm."


Thursday, September 15, 2016

Look like for the most part, the Heir will have to pick up with this summer when next summer rolls around, and hopefully he can make it so in retrospect by then this summer will be complete.  Because you don't always get dealt the cards you want.




"On September 21, this summer still won't be over yet."

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

The Bachelor Declaration Of The Concept Of Prepper Maker.  We've been waiting weeks to let people know about Prepper Maker, but it's been going on with the Bachelor since before then.  It's the *other* maker movement not content with today's high tech status quo.  It's about self sufficiency, and saving and preserving cultural meaning through the creation of simpler tech crafts.  Listen in for more.  And while you do so, you'll hear reminders that once Bill DiBlasio is made into a one-term Mayor, his Vision Zero Initiative will go out with him, and people will drive dangerously once more in New York City.  The Heir's convinced of the closeted hypocrisies of those politicians who favor the "bathroom laws" in the south, and he's not all that sympathetic for the Verizon strikers from earlier this year.  He also believes that the war on drugs wasn't about discrimination, but about making it safe for people to get help for their drug problems at a time 20-30 years ago when drug dealers practically seized control of the country.  It's apparent to him that there's a Zikaphobia going on, when there too few cases to get worried about, compared to heart disease and cancer.  He's concerned for the potential for indiscriminate spraying.  On audio (click Play All): https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/

https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/

Saturday, August 6, 2016

"If you really, really need a tabletized dash, why can't it be inconspicuous under where the radio is here?"-Heir

"Better yet, have the tabletized dash be ePaper instead of a glowing screen." credit: http://soundofthesoul.net

The Heir thinks the top-most one is the coolest.  (It's simplicity).

credit: http://www.oldclassiccar.co.uk

Monday, August 1, 2016

It's that time again.  The Heir gets to dream about classiness in cars, this time it's a 1980 Lincoln Coupe.  Of course 1980 he cites as the year in which most of today's problems got started, and it's been 36 years.  But here's a two-door with both opera windows and opera lights.  It could be called jazz lights, or reggae lights, or whatever music the Heir's playing at the time, as he drives leaning back, with his other arm draped over the passenger seat.  Carmen has borrowed it to take it around the block, on more than one occasion (The Heir's got no idea what the deal is with the gift bow in the back, though).

The Heir adds, "In today's soup of endless tabletized dashes, this should serve as one of many inspirations for at least a limited edition of 10,000 production models or so, in a nod to the time when cars used to be cars." (credit: http://www.americandreamcars.com)