Heir had another run-in with Nicole Banker Brown.  For some reason it had to do with meerkats.  Those are ground squirrel- or possum- like creatures in either the southwest US or Mexico that eat scorpions.  Heir hates how they do it.  They mutilate the scorpions by chomping off their stingers, and then going for the scorpions themselves.  I as the Mentor constantly remind the Heir of that old age adage, that "Mother Nature Is A Bitch," but the Heir seems convinced that once a scorpion loses his stinger, he can never grow it back (I'm not sure how accurate that is, depending on what they say on audio).  But with Nicole Banker Brown, she had bought all these garden sculptures of meerkats, with one sculpture eating a mutilated scorpion.  After she set them up in her and Dan Doctor Brown's front yard, the Heir looked away from them when he was arriving home from W, and she took offense.  She told the Heir how rude he was for not acknowledging her and Dan as neighbors just because he didn't like the meerkat sculptures.  Heir tried to explain it to her politely and diplomatically, but he has no idea how to do that in ten words or less.  Then she was like, well I'm really sorry you don't like my meerkats but that's just the way it is, and she stormed off into their house.  Heir can never say the right thing to them.  And it's getting warmer today, getting closer to nekkid beach season, but the Browns can never be assuaged he thinks.

Heir wants to add the free music sites he found to the music links list on the Bachelor site.  He hopes the free sites won't fold a week after he does so, seeing how socially he ends up buying high and selling low.