It's Saturday night, and the Heir should be getting some you-know-what right now.  Today, he was helping to defend the second pillar from the scourge of over-tech forced obsolescence, by helping the Furniture Store Owner build some coozie based audio player cradles for your car, to match the spaceplates he helped him build too.  Also to help defend the third pillar as well.  And just so you know, it appears as though 2014 will in fact be a year of nominality.  The Heir thinks it might start when he and the Furniture Store Owner get done with the coozies.  Because then the tech sector would not have been there to stop them.