The Heir momentarily had wanted to talk about Baltimore in an upcoming episode, but he's so bummed out about what happened that he's decided against it, until sometime in the future.  That's not to say he doesn't believe people in general shouldn't talk about it, but personally he just feels kind of sensitive about it.  So instead I the Mentor suggested to him that he talk about all those mean and neurotic dogs that give him problems on the sidewalk when he goes out walking in Blands Township to people apparently he knows there.  That'll certainly elicit a response, and then he can delight in the kind of social cynicism that's dominated up to 93% of his complaints about the world.

"I want to expound upon the mean and neurotic dogs of Blands Township, and delight in my social cynicism with my complaints about the world."