The Heir is so kind and tender-hearted that he wouldn't even hurt a lantern-fly, a pest that threatens crops in Bachelor Blue State. He's leery of New York's official stance that people squash said bugs on sight, partly because it might lead to an anti-bug stance in general, and that he wonders whether citizen-bug-squashing is really making a dent in the lantern-fly population. The directors of agriculture will have to come up with a more effective strategy, like maybe training goats to eat lantern flies, or breeding lantern-fly-eating-specific praying mantises. But while the Heir's kind to the bugs, he's -not- kind to Kevin McCarthy for threatening to obstruct justice in an official governmental manner if the Elephantines win back the House, in making intimidating remarks with respect to Merrick Garland. He disagrees with Lawrence O'Donnell's apparent stance that McCarthy should be ignored, and apparently so does Glenn Kirshner, whom the Heir's noticed as citing the US law code on his channels against the offense of Accessory After The Fact. We shouldn't politicize the process of justice just because an ally to the politicians had his home searched, because look at it this way: Giuliani. The Heir's seen Colbert making fun of Giuliani's drinking habit, and while the Heir simultaneouly laughs at it and questions its tasteful value, it reminds him that sooner or later Giuliani's going to get pulled over for a DUI, and obstensibly get arrested. Once that happens, The Kevin McCarthy's and the Elephantine politicians will threaten the city of New York with subpoenas to testify before a committee if they win back the House regarding the "illegality" of Giuliani being arrested for a DUI just because they probably also see Giuliani as an ally. Such subpoenas into fake "illegality" the Heir believes themselves also to be illegal, and he's getting ready to make a citizen's arrest of Kevin McCarthy, giving him the full perp walk and everything in front of the cameras, so be warned Kevin McCarthy: be sure to clear your schedule and your office desks for when the Heir himself arrives with a No Knock Warrant.
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