2013 was Main Team One's worst season ever.  When the Heir dials on over to sports talk after tonight's loss, he'll hear them say things like, well x was their worst year, y was their worst year.  Nuh-uh.  It's 2013.  It was even worse than 2008, because at least they had an excuse that Fitness Coaching Manager was learning the ropes then.  Can't say that this year!  So even though Quiet Beatle Closing Pitcher retires after this year, the Bachelor looks forward to next March to see who's up and coming, to help Main Team One make up for lost time.  In the time Main Team One has left, they might end up winning the last four games now that in elimination they won't have anything to play for.  Preseason exhibition baseball comes six months early this year.  But at this rate, Chowdah Challenging Team will end up with one more pennant than Main Team One since the start of both franchises.