Saturday, March 21, 2026

Tropical Soulvangelical believes that Justin Timberlake didn't want the DUI video to come out, because he didn't want to end up on the Schlepstein List. This is TSV's list for those celebrities who probably -should- have been on the Epstein List proper if they knew more people. He's not sure whether other ordinary people would necessarily be "shocked" to hear Timberlake sound very much self-entitled in the video as the cops had him do the walking test. The original DUI TSV hears was charged some time last year or so, and the video came out just a little after a week that Timberlake's ex Britney Spears was charged with or at least fell under suspicion of DUI. TSV regards the release of the Timberlake video as a step in the right direction towards restoring a -true- sense of due process for the rest of us. The video makes TSV wonder whether cops had their sights on Timberlake for some time for good reason, perhaps because of community complaints. Otherwise TSV's sure Timberlake would have been given a free pass on everything he does wrong for as long as the system charges the rest of us with shoplifting and sentences the rest of us twenty years to life for what otherwise should have been a misdemeanor charge. Timberlake ended up having to do community services which TSV was sure Sean Diddy Combs was going to get last year for his remaining charges, though at no time did TSV believe Timberlake was ever in danger of having his license revoked. But TSV was also sure that if it weren't for the Epstein Files, the Timberlake video would never have seen the light of day. This is for TSV reminding celebrities that they are truly no different than the rest of us, and therefore are entitled to -nothing-, and the Spears and Timberlake incidents should be ample proof. Most stores TSV has observed have stopped playing Say Something that Timberlake collaborated with another artist on, at least until maybe the fall when they think everyone's going to forget what happened. TSV's hoping that Timberlake's artistic collaborator on that track will himself come out and at least distance himself from Timberlake's bad behavior. In any case, TSV reminds people that people like Spears, Timberlake, Savannah Guthrie, Epstein, etc... ...no good.

No comments: