Happy Spring, people, on the verge of some snow we might get.  And speaking of spring, the Heir finds hilarity in the following: "Yankees fans! If you have Comcast, you will miss the entire Yankees season on YES."  Seeing how you can catch it on the radio no matter what, the Heir thinks of this as a first world problem.

"Be grateful that some of you at least have safe drinking water."

The Heir's Next Step Toward The Time When The Time Will Come Around.  The Heir's getting there, and he shocked everyone by making an extended appearance at Barbecue Spice Kitchen this past December.  Sonya's mad at him, though, for making a comeback that she feels is too late at this point.  Carmen, on the other hand, tells him that her friends in the trade greatly admire Heir's frugal ways, because they have spendthrifty bad habits.  The Heir was also wondering if there's even one thing that Donald Trump has said that wasn't controversial.  If he did, it would make all the papers.  Everyone except Sonya's giving the Heir care packages off their plates, inspiring the ire of the Chef, who's kind of a table manners cop.  Because Food should be serious, even if it's mellow.  After the newest Star Wars movie came out last year, it reminded the Heir of an even bigger controversy than Han Shot First, and that was Sandpeople They're The Worst.  He's pretty sure Luke says that rather than Sandpeople Or Worse.  The Heir last year during economic troubles was able to buy audio accessories online for no more than $25, saving him $100 or so.  He needed to do that for Music The Third Pillar.  And he's thinking about meeting friends of friends more once he feels up to it.  And he still believes in the importance of living without compromise.  On Audio (Play All): https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/

This year, Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday fall on separate days.  That means the Heir doesn't get to call it Super Fat Tuesday.

The Heir is bored.  No games today or tonight.  He's got basketball tomorrow, and spring training starts next Saturday.  It was a nice enough day that he was hoping to have a game of some kind playing on the radio in his inside coat pocket walking down the street.  It's a terrible time of the year for sports.  Football is over, baseball hasn't begun, basketball has barely edged past the all star break, and there's only hockey and golf otherwise.  And you don't have golf on the radio.  So the only other thing for people to occupy their time with...  ...is politics.

Happy Valentines

and remember:

Keep Sex In Valentines

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Bundle up people, it's cold.  Except for Cadillackia and Mandarin presently in Jamaica.

One of these fine days, we'll go back to making one episode a month.  At least that's what the Heir fantasizes.  He sees it as Unfinished Business.  Godfather-style.

"Hey Heir, remember when we put out episodes once a month?"  "Yeah, I want my Bachelor back!"

Yesterday the Heir watched the snow, today he shoveled it.  Well, looks like that's over.  Do you know that Bloomberg might become our next President?

"Life's back to normal for me after the snow.  When did that happen?"

Heir's watching the snow come down.

"Snow whoa whoa, it's magic you know."

Happy New Year from the Bachelor!  We have a new episode ready on audio, BTW, as below.

The Heir Makes Progress On The Dance Program.  The Heir was still more in deep economic therapy than he is now, and he has a beta to show for his auto-compose dance music computer program.  He'd been receiving therapy from Leeanna and Lucinda in the Swank Lounge, and this time it's Lucinda in the episode.  The Heir explains all about the Dance Program in the episode.  He explains how he felt more musically adventurous just earlier in 2015, and he hopes to get back to that as time goes by.  (In this shares base, the Heir shared Little By Little to demonstrate that's how it's going for him).  He had a way of arranging his playlists as "stations" on his now-classic audio player.  Meanwhile, Sonya and Yumeka were missing the Heir at the Swank Lounge while they were hanging out with the Mentor.  Sonya, in particular, seems kind of cynical about the Heir's chances for truly coming back, because of how she believes economics do and should work.  But the Heir does manage a cell call to the Mentor to ask about the Bachelor stance on music streaming.  And the Heir still has prepper type dreams for the infrastructure-for-fun, like building his own radio and his own digital audio player.  When the time comes around.  He wants hedonism to really live more off the grid, a la the crystal radio villigers.  And he also wants to meet more people he's seen in his social circles but never had the chance.  On Audio (click Play All) @ https://www.mixcloud.com/audiobachelor2/playlists/the-happy-bachelor-1/

To paraphrase Lombardi, principle isn't everything, it's the only thing.  (Heir just added, "particularly if it's pro-sex").

The Happy Bachelor

The Heir feels like Robert Plant's protagonist does as linked below (via the radio pic).  But, no, the time has not come around yet.  And the Heir doesn't have a time frame for when that will happen.

-- Recovering gradually --

(and we're still working on that episode, we might even get it out on the holiday weekend)