The Things The Heir Is Nostalgic About From The Nineties. On audio: http://home.comcast.net/~aadams134/thehappybachelor.m3u

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Unfortunately, the Heir noticed that the door closing sound effect didn't make it in the new episode.  He's hoping we'll get a chance to correct that in time.

The game's not over yet, but David Robertson has already lost it. The Heir heard a Chevy spot come on, so it seems to him that Robertson should have stuck to selling Chevys.

Nets face elimination tomorrow evening in Miami.  Chris and Tim seem to believe that elimination is all but inevitable.  Well, then, the Heir said last night, it was nice knowing Jason Kidd as a coach, because the Heir doubts that Prokorov will keep him on.  Look what happened to P.J. Carlissimo after the first round of playoffs last year.  Yes, the Heir did rip on Jason Kidd last December, when the Nets sucked.  He didn't think that the Jason Kidd experiment worked, but that was before an incredible January and March, and a fairly decent February and April.  But it appears as though that won't be good enough.  Prokorov will probably bellow at Jason Kidd in a private meeting, saying, "Look I don't care how well the team did in January and March.  What matters is how they sucked in the playoffs.  And we don't care that they defeated Toronto.  They didn't defeat Miami.  And that's the only thing that matters."  He'll give him this kind of talk-down-to lecture before pulling a Donald Trump.

Turns out the Heir was right to be concerned about Odessa, with that tragedy with the fire that occurred a few days ago.  The Heir plans to take on Putin's online trolls, though that won't go on audio until after a couple of months or so, by which time a counter-troll trend is sure to result anyway.  But suffice it to say that if also by that time Odessa and the rest of the Ukrainian coast on the Black Sea falls to the Kremlin, the Heir will swear off all things Russian, and regret the fact that he has to then engage in discrimination.  Of course that's what Putin wants, so that he can make the case as to how fickle and two-faced and immoral and stupid Americans are.  But what choice does the Heir have since just about everyone of Russian heritage seems to have circled the wagons around Putin, and repeated his talking point memos about American hypocrisy overseas?  The Heir will have been cornered.  It's a shame, people.

The Way In Which Lubescocity Brain Teasers Lean Toward The Vanilla Cultural Belief System. On audio: http://home.comcast.net/~aadams134/thehappybachelor.m3u

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We haven't done a whole lot of announcements here, because we seem to be putting episodes out faster, so the announcements tend to come out there.  That is, with the exception of announcements about new episodes of course.

After what amounted to a Brooklyn rout tonight, the Heir doesn't believe the Nets can win the next two games, and that elimination is a foregone conclusion.  The Heir believes the Nets were in a position to win, and he was looking for that fourth quarter run in the last 2-3 minutes, and that never happened.  The Nets wasted a rally call from Michael Kay Johnson, and he isn't going to be there in Toronto this coming Wednesday to give the Nets the arrogant sense of confidence they failed to make use of tonight.

The Sex Is Causing The Tide To Turn Against Unquestioned Adoration Of Tech In This Year Of Nominality. On audio: http://home.comcast.net/~aadams134/thehappybachelor.m3u

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Heir's happy that this morning that Foot In Mouth From Delaware had responded to Putin's accusations of Western hypocrisy.  However, Foot In Mouth stopped short of a detailed line-by-line debunking of what Putin said, and Heir's disappointed by that.  All the more reason that the Bachelor plans to do that detailed response accordingly.  That won't be in the next episode, but the next one after that.  Though it's possible by then Putin will have kissed and made up, and everyone's one big happy family like before the crisis.  It's the Short News Cycles Blues.

The Bachelor will weigh in on Crimea on audio at some point (though not the next episode, maybe the one after).  But seeing how that referendum is scheduled for tomorrow, and that Crimea will almost certainly vote to leave the Ukraine, the Ukraine needs to make it easier for those leaving Crimea in response, to continue to recognize their Ukrainian citizenship should they retreat towards the surrounding oblasts.  The Heir is not confident that the present government in Kiev is smart enough to come up with that idea, let alone make that announcement today ahead of the vote.  They're taking the approach of, everything depends on this vote going our way, even though we know it won't.  It's like that kind of passive aggressive rival-agreed symbiosis that the Heir continues not to understand in vanilla politics, whether in the U.S. or the Black Sea rim.

Heir found a lot of muscular imagery on the beach bulletin board.  It reminded him of a radio spot for a survivor type show that rhetorically asks what is more important: brawn, brains or beauty?  His response was, how about principle?  Because principle matters more than all three combined, times 50.  Humility helps too!

The Unfinished Business Resolution Act. On audio: http://home.comcast.net/~aadams134/thehappybachelor.m3u

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We're shooting for tomorrow for getting a new episode up.  We'll keep you posted if anything changes in our plans.

We're not going to have a new episode in time for tomorrow, Valentine's, so when that episode makes a reference to the pro-sex holiday, it's also because the Bachelor considers the pro-sex holiday as extending through the beginning of daylight savings time in March, and maybe even after if necessary.