Friday, February 9, 2024

Tropical Soulvangelical's calling for the complete firing and replacement of the present White House Press Corps over their continuing memory attacks on Biden. He also requests that the current members themselves be subject to the same kind of quizzing about countries and their presidents they want to go after Biden for. TSV's pretty sure they'd fail utterly miserably, to the point of not even remembering that Egypt and Mexico are actual countries, let alone the fact those countries have presidents, let alone who those presidents are. What TSV believed happened was that when Biden laid down the malapropism regarding Egypt's/Mexico's President, some Ed Snowden Smartass member of the Press Corps heckled behind Biden's back as Biden turned from the conference something to the effect of, well you -know- Mr. President that President you just cited happens to be a member of a different country. If malapropism is truly a symptom of failing memory in the elderly, TSV estimates that up to 50% of the entire country -in all age groups- would or should be accused of elderly failing memory. TSV hopes that those who struggle with things like memory or malapropism and their families, friends, neighbors and coworkers tear the entire media industry a new one over the industry's ableism and utterly arbitrary standards as to what constitutes memory problems and what doesn't. Again, TSV asks, how does today's media deserve to wear the moniker of the Fourth Estate? What if Ben Franklin, TSV wonders, went after Tom Jefferson or George Washington over -their- memory problems?

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