Friday, March 20, 2020

A lot to unpack with where the Heir's been coming from in the past week.  Even though again the Heir's a Nevertrumper for the point of view of law and justice, not only does he see it nonconstructive for the progressives to be blaming Trump for everything, he feels like it's a distraction from the progressives' own culpability with the situation.  He looks back to just the day after Sandy onto Ed Snowden Day of June 6, 2013, and it's clear to him the progressives had learned absolutely nothing from Sandy.  The progressives rallied around Ed Snowden in 2013.  They got with "disruptions" and forced obsolescence, and one thing having to replace another with big tech in 2014.  They got with Love Your Job and the red herring slogan argument of The Power Of Positive Thinking in 2015.  So the Heir takes no pleasure in pointing out how now the chickens are coming back home to roost with all that personal corruption of the 2010's.  He's wondering whether the progressives being holed up like the rest of us for weeks at a time will get them to finally learn and gain some sort of conscience.  Again like he got me the Mentor the write here a couple weeks ago or so, he doesn't think it should have to take a Jonestown Flood to get people to adhere to just plain common sense.  It shouldn't have to take a Noah's Ark Flood either.  So once the pandemic is declared over by the global health groups, whenever that's going to be, expect people to once again hoot and holler about the "greatness" of humanity.  The Heir reads that as, yeah, great for screwing up and not much else.

"Nature needs us like it needs a root canal."

Saturday, March 14, 2020

The one phrase the Heir has the utmost contempt for is The New Normal.  People are going to keep using it with the media (particularly visual), but the Heir would prefer a more realistic phrase such as Necessarily Evil Daily Routine.  There's a difference between normal and routine, and the explanation derives from old fashioned common sense.  Because the Heir sees nothing "normal" about not being able to get toilet paper, except online at an RV survivalist store.  He's pretty sure their RV paper won't cause problems here at the Swank Lounge, but he has to wait till Wednesday after this shares base share or so until it arrives.  Marco's grandmother has offered to share some of hers in case push comes to shove.  But the Heir also sees nothing normal about there not being NBA games to tune into on audio, specifically through the old school AM dial.  Maybe a week from now LeBron James and Spencer Dimwitty will post a one on one online they had for the fans craving the court and the magic movement of the ball.  That gets multiple rewinds to see how the ball got to where it got to go.  If anything it keeps those guys in shape in case the NBA picks up again a month from now or so.  Because if most people will all end up at home for a month, the last thing they want to get with on audio or online is the coronavirus.  People need to have a distraction, and the Heir expects most people to not be able to handle a prolonged national quarantine very well.  People will break curfews and not care if they end up in a cell, because at least they get to change their surroundings at home.  And are they going to tell people not to go to the park once the weather gets warmer?  Because once the coronavirus goes away, the Heir expects most people to end up with permanent cabin fever that no amount of outdoor activity can ever successfully treat.  He believes we'll keep paying for this thing for years to come.

"Most people will end up like that constantly distressed baby duck whose mother never came back to him in time.  Maybe that's why people found religion after 9/11."

Friday, March 13, 2020

So I the Mentor thought that the Heir had to recant some things he said about where we're going with the Coronavirus, but then he came back to say he's *not* recanting.  In fact, he said, he's *doubling down.*  Hey if it works for Giuliani, maybe it should work for the Heir.  But having said that, today just did not feel like a normal day for the Heir at Bland Barns Catering Counter.  Elsewhere in the shop they've completely ran out of toilet paper, and a lot of sliced raw meats.  But many other items still remained in the shop, like milk and yogurt.  So why toilet paper and not milk?  He picked up a few items after his shift, but he still needs to get some toilet paper for the Swank Lounge.  Last night the NBA said they were suspending the rest of the season, and apparently today (the Heir still needs to verify this through audio) the other leagues said they were also suspending games, like the NHL, MLB and NCAA.  But if we were to have an Italy-style nationwide quarantine, people will be stuck at home with nothing to do, because they won't have any games to turn to on audio.  A big reason why sports still exist is to provide a welcome distraction from how completely wrong the Heir believes the world is.  And you can only play Solitaire and Doom for so long.  And he still doubts that sports will ever come back.  They've basically torpedoed themselves economically, so that once they do attempt a comeback, most people have decided they're just through with sports in general.  Flaileef ought to be delighted by that, since he has long since maintained that sports are just a rechanneling of humanity's worst instincts, such that sports are just simply a metaphor for war at large.  We think he's totally wrong, and instead sports are a *pastime,* and the act of giving one's self physical and mental challenges to help maintain the health of the species.  We just don't want Flaileef's rhetoric to be reinforced, because it'll still be wrong.

"I still think people still have a right to be unhappy with their colleges, if those colleges shut down classes and activities for *any* reason."

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Let's face it: the Heir is pretty much a Nevertrumper, specifically though from the point of view of law and justice, just not necessarily politically.  But he also has a disliking to AOC, and the self-righteous arrogance of the progressive movement he sees her as representing.  That arrogance showed itself in full force in Michigan when AOC stumped for Bernie in that state.  Bernie went onto to handily losing that state, so he should never have thought that AOC had any real appeal or power-base outside of her district or AOC-favorable elements in the media.  It's the price one pays for staying in the race after helping to boot out those candidates of principle and conviction, because all voters in all contests that will take place after Super Tuesday the Heir sees as effectively disenfranchised.  They simply don't have all the choices they're entitled to, so it doesn't surprise the Heir that there were reports of long lines at some polling places on Super Tuesday comparable to long lines in the general election in 2004 and the Heir thinks 1968.  So the Heir's sure that if Biden is the likely nominee he will certainly beat Trump, but Biden will absolutely *not* restore decency and honor to the Oval Office when inaugurated, and this is for a couple reasons.  Firstly, the Heir's sure Biden will use the Time Past argument as to why he would *never* ask or support his DOJ in bringing charges against Trump (or Barr) as per Bob Mueller's sworn testimony that Trump could be charged after leaving office.  Sure "could" doesn't necessarily mean "should," but the Heir doesn't believe Biden should fall into the trap of believing that Trump being defeated is punishment enough for the guy.  Because if you or I were under suspicion of financial crimes or sexual assault, you or I can't expect a penalty upon conviction to be that you or I are not President.  No, it's going to be more severe than that, so the Heir sees a Biden (or a Bernie) Presidency as Trump's get-out-of-free-jail card.  Biden will also *never* agree to oversee the fully unredacted release of the Mueller report, complete with all judge-approved releases of grand jury testimony for all cases that would have completed by that time.  No, instead the Heir expects Biden (or Bernie) to just say, oh that's just all in the past so it's a waste of time.  So Biden or Bernie talking about a so-called restoration of decency and honor to the office has the insincerity of Gerald Ford saying our national nightmare is now over before he pardoned Nixon.  Biden and Bernie as President never pursuing justice on Trump is effectively their pardoning Trump for probably everything bad he's ever done.  The Heir believes this would not happen if Elizabeth Warren weren't forced out of the race, because Warren would certainly charge Trump and release the Mueller Report in full within her first 100 days as President.  So the Heir announces he's getting *closer* to quitting the Donkeys For The People altogether and embracing Independence, though he also wants to see how bad the Primary ballot would be in Bachelor Blue State first.  He's not quitting just yet.

The Heir takes to task those western observers who've praised China's supposed efforts to contain the coronavirus, because why are we having to contend with coronavirus right here and now otherwise?  The way the Heir sees it, China made a series of mistakes that effectively amount to a failure of containment.  The Heir remembers a test he took in biology class in high school his flunking which contributed to his being unable to attend an educational class trip to Washington DC at the time that all the "cool kids" were able to go on.  He totally forgot about it until the coronavirus, so now he's embittered all over again for something that took place decades ago, because let's face it: the past is never truly past.  But anyway, the test had a reasoning section in it regarding the European response to the Black Plague, and asked whether a given measure increased or decreased chances of spreading the plague via a factor of concentration.  Those measures include forcing all sick people to live under one roof, and preventing people from going out into the countryside.  The Heir got both of those questions wrong, because forcing all sick people together increases concentration of the plague, and their having gone out into the countryside would have decreased concentration.  But China committed both of those sins with the coronavirus.  They forced all sick people together in quarantine, and they prevented people from leaving that one city and getting out into the countryside.  But the Heir's sure western observers lavished praise on China just so they can avoid a geopolitical backlash or retribution.  Wimps.  The Heir also questions the wisdom of those colleges that have quit classes for the rest of the semester, particularly if there were no reports of cases of the coronavirus cases on their campuses, and if no-one's tested positive.  It seems those colleges arbitrarily quit classes based solely on news reports.  He kind of understands those few colleges (thus far) that might have had a case or two, but he sees that as the exception to the rule.  So he thinks those students at colleges that quit classes over an overabundance of caution should seriously consider transferring to a college without cases that has *not* quit their classes.  The Heir believes those overcautious colleges will end up as ghost towns long after the coronavirus is over.

"There's going to be something seriously wrong if we're not going to have baseball or basketball because of this virus.  They'll probably cancel entire seasons even after the coronavirus is over.  The End Of Sports."

Saturday, March 7, 2020

As per what the Heir said in my the Mentor's previous shares base share, he faces the prospect of becoming part of a Blank Ballot Protest with the primaries if he can't find Elizabeth Warren on the ballot *and* if he's not allowed to do a write-in.  So it's hard for him not to get cynical enough to believe just this early about at least 2 months before the primaries hit Bachelor Blue State that the primaries are essentially a sham.  Someone in Bachelor Blue State who's supported Biden or supported Bernie will have the *luxury* of voting for their man.  The Heir believes he just won't have that luxury, and hence primaries after Super Tuesday are essentially a form of disenfranchisement.  The Heir wants to find time to write a complaint letter well beforehand because he's pretty sure he's going to need it.  But here are a couple of things the Heir does *not* want to hear from anyone.  He doesn't want to hear anything to the effect of, "If Trump gets in a second time, it's game over!" or "Everything all depends on one thing!"  Well, people, he said, maybe you should have thought about that when you did everything you can to exclude Elizabeth Warren and her upcoming voters in those states that haven't voted yet.  He also doesn't want to hear about how Russians want to interfere with the elections, because aside from that being technically true, he sees that we *already* interfered with our elections ourselves.  So what exactly are we protecting ourselves from when it comes right down to it?  Because what ultimately happens every time the Heir has to go out into the official world to get things to happen is that our culture of personal corruption always has to go against him.  The Heir's still working on our DIY Third Pillar music player, and when that's done he sees that there will be a deliverance of tropical soul that avenges against that personal corruption and forced obsolescence, exhibited by big tech and Ed Snowden.  It's going to happen.  And when it does, it'll be a referendum on not only what happened in 2013 and 2014, but also what happened this year 2020 with the primaries, and the legal and moral failings of Trump 2017 and since then.  That list of unfinished business is just getting longer, and the Heir wonders whether once the the time comes around and we get to that deliverance, that maybe then the larger culture would get like, oh [bleep], we *were* wrong about everything at least since 2013, and we *did* lie to ourselves about how we were somehow right about everything.  Sooner or later the entire culture has to face its collective hubris, and the Heir doesn't think it's going to be a pretty picture for the culture.  He himself will certainly pull through, and he'll look on it with a bittersweet reverence in thinking that it had to take something to the degree of a Jonestown Flood to get the culture to repent for its self-righteous sins.

"Tropical soul is coming.  Repent now.  You'll reap what you sow."

Thursday, March 5, 2020

So here's what the Heir messaged Warren's campaign whom he's supported for the past year:
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Replying to
As your ongoing supporter I ask that you not endorse *anyone* till after the convention. I wish your web site were functional so I can write a more detailed Contact Us message. So maybe multiple replies to your tweet will have to do.
My Contact Us message would have detailed about the Biden/Bernie/Trump dynamic, the need for Primaries Reform, the ongoing struggle against the practices of big tech and the eventual return to a sense of national principle in our country.
I'll be honest about this unity thing. Though I'm against Trump, I would never consider voting for Biden or Bernie just to defeat Trump. Unless I decide otherwise, I see myself as writing you in as a personal choice in November.
I cite Primaries Reform because I anticipate that [Bachelor Blue State] will prevent write in ballots in the primary, and that I might be forced to make a Blank Ballot Protest. I would not do that lightly, but it goes in the spirit of your encouraging people to vote with their heart.
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But *if* the Heir can do a write-in for the primary in Bachelor Blue State, he would.  The system would then be able to dodge a bullet.  Otherwise, it would appear to the Heir that "unity" is just code for forced capitulation and a disenfranchisement ultimatum.  The Heir wants to keep following Warren to see how she will continue what he sees as a movement for national principle in contrary to all the personal corruption that people like Ed Snowden represent.  He's glad he remembered to add the caveat of "Unless I decide otherwise," because it means he doesn't have to be bound to any/all decisions Warren makes going forward.  After all, Biden and Bernie in *not* supporting reforms to big tech for example he sees as Trump Lite.  He's pretty sure that either candidate would defeat Trump in November, but that it would be a Pyrrhic victory, because national principle would not be served, and the Heir anticipates continuing the Resistance accordingly.

"Stay tuned."

Monday, February 24, 2020

The other day when the Heir made a reference to the Incident At Uganda, Carmen kind of looked at him weird like, the what at what???  So the question gets to be, what exactly is an Incident At Uganda?  And the Heir says, take a look at Harvey Weinstein's guilty verdict and you'll soon find out.  And that's because the Heir sees the guilty verdict as an unwinding of Trump claiming he's exonerated and acquitted forever about three weeks ago or so.  The Heir has made a direct connection between Trump's claims then and the Weinstein trial, and that's something you're never going to see on FNN any time soon.  So how does this tie into the concept of the Incident At Uganda?  Well the Heir's definition is that it's not Davy Vs Goliath, and it's not Waterloo either.  The Incident At Uganda is an immense gale force a thousand times more powerful than those two put together.  So what it is to try to explain briefly is about a patently unjust force constantly winning every single "official" battle of process, and using each victory to push a self righteous narrative, untrue though it may be.  And all hope seems lost, and conventional society resorts to a form of fatalism that we're seeing with the progressives right now.  And then out of seemingly nowhere comes something of a silver lining or a contradiction to the narrative of self righteous injustice.  The Heir cites Uganda, because it's a small country most people can't find on a map.  Contrast that to let's say the u.s. or Canada or Europe.  The unjust force defeats all of those, and then it's faced with Uganda, and Uganda kicks that force's butt.  And by doing so, Uganda gives deliverance to the defeated and submitted adversaries, enabling them to put their defeats in the past, and their victories in the immediate future.  The Heir wants to explain more when he gets a chance most appropriate.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby announce that both Weinstein's survivors, and the rest of the people are Totally Exonerated and Acquitted Forever of the charges of Trump and Weinstein.  So make no mistake: the Resistance is alive and well."

Sunday, February 23, 2020

So what the Heir's thinking is going to happen on the Insurgent News Network is that starting from post-Impeachment through Election Day, they'll take on the mantle of the Fatalistic News Network, and the Insurgent bit is only for "greatest hits" type segments.  A brief example is their coverage of the intelligence community using violent words such as "eviscerated," "decapitated" and "destroyed."  The Heir wants to give exact video titles when he's able to.  But he's wondering, do they mean that just because of that one guy at the DNI now that the intel community is "destroyed" forever?  And they're never coming back?  Naomi said that the Heir should watch those videos to find out, but he's never going to watch a video with a title using the word "destroyed" with the expectation that they're going to come back and say, well not *destroyed,* destroyed.  Destroyed means destroyed, period and no discussion, as far as the Heir's concerned.  So let's say Bernie Sanders wins the nomination *and* he manages to beat Trump in November.  Since the intel community will have been "destroyed" because of that one DNI guy, will Bernie just throw up his hands and say, you know what?  I'm not even going to bother "rebuilding" the intel groups, because they're "destroyed."  The Heir's thinking there's a stronger chance of Bernie beating Trump and getting fatalistic with intel, than Bernie *not* beating Trump period.  But FNN as true to their name would never cover that.  That being said, the Heir's heartened by Neal Katyal's statements about the long arm of the law, how essentially what goes around comes around, no matter the outcome of the election. And like the Heir did the other day, Mr. Katyal cites the determination of the country's founders.  But that's going to be the exception to the rule until December on FNN, and FNN's likely very unhappy with Mr. Katyal's Resistance-style determination.

"Oh, wait.  The intel groups are actually still there, and alive and well on January 20 2021?  And that they showed through the Incident At Uganda in February 2021 that they never did go away?  Oh, and FNN now in March of 2021 denies *ever* saying that the intel groups were 'eviscerated' and 'decapitated' and 'destroyed?'  Can you spell 'hyperbole???'"

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Even another followup.  The Heir's feeling like this is becoming a "liveblog" of some sort.  But just mere hours after he cautioned people not to turn the election into a trial on Trump, he saw at least one video with the Insurgent News Network that's prescribing the exact opposite.  Why, oh why, new Bachelor Girlfriend Filipa wonders, does the Heir even both with the Insurgent Network at this point?  Right now it's mostly the only place where he's able to see those legal eagles come alive, even if at this point those appearances are few and far between.  Right now he's not exactly thinking, if the Insurgent Network does this, I will do that.  He's not at that point yet, and that point may never arrive.  But as far as he's concerned, all the things the legal eagles analyzed about Trump and his associates over the years are still golden, mainly because those things are also true about our culture of personal corruption.  The things that are said about Julian Assange the Heir sees as also applying to Ed Snowden.  But another thing the Heir has to say to boot dress his separation of the election from politics is that it's all fine and well to turn out the Law And Justice vote, but he's pretty sure that's already all turned out.  He doesn't believe there's anyone mad at Trump who still has to be turned out for the election.  Everyone who's mad at Trump has already been turned out, but those numbers alone are just not enough to defeat Trump.  You need to turn out the economic vote, like the Heir said just earlier today.  So again, since the exit polls for 2018 showed voter concern about health care, that's the health care vote, i.e., economics.  What economic concerns do ordinary Americans have going into this election, do they feel the country's on the right track or the wrong track, and what are the Donkeys For The People doing to make it clear that they are the ones to go to for economics?  All those people enjoying lemon creme pies at the Iowa State Fair and the Iowa Caucuses (the Heir's pretty sure they had lemon creme pies at the caucuses), were they worried about health care, and a living wage, and reforms to affordable housing?  The Heir wants to see the exit polls on Iowa and New Hampshire, and maybe enter-polls with Nevada and South Carolina. And the Insurgent Network sure as hell won't be talking about those the Heir doesn't think.  They're too obsessed over Joe Biden not making it in the primaries, and how he's supposedly is the only one who can beat Trump in "swing" states.  That kind of talk the Heir feels is water under the bridge, but beyond that there's a billion ways in which the Heir can point out how the Insurgent Network is barking up the wrong tree, but those he feels inclined to leave till my writing another update on this shares base to boot.

It's only a matter of time with Harvey Weinstein, one way or the other.  And in the spirit of Bachelor Pragmatism, if Weinstein walks in the New York trial, the Heir looks forward to nailing the guy in the LA trial.  If Weinstein gets nailed in New York, the Heir wants to gloat about how such a conviction is a further deexoneration of Trump, and convicted forever, again and again and again.  Contrary to what the Insurgent Network tries to say, the Heir believes the same will happen to Trump.  Trump *will* go to jail, even if he's 90 and in very very poor health by the time that happens.  He shouldn't *not* go to jail just because he'll be old and sick.  The precedent the Heir sees for that is when they put that Nazi guard on trial 15 years ago who himself was 90 plus, and they had to wheel him into court while the trial was going on.  It was the only person left alive from the Nazi era to answer to war crimes, and if they can do it there for certain offenses, the Heir believes we should do the same here for certain offenses.  The Heir thinks that thing with Weinstein on the walker is just BS.  The Heir's pretty sure that if Weinstein gets acquitted in New York, he'll toss his walker in front of the press cameras and dance and gloat like ha ha in your face to all his survivors, I never *did* have back problems!  Oh wait, I have *another* trial?  Can I have my walker back to talk about how I'm too injured to endure yet another trial?  That's pretty much what Manafort did with that thing with the wheelchair, since the Heir's observed that after he was convicted, he was walking normally when escorted to the vehicle that would send him to jail.

"There are no statutes of limitations or deadlines or time frames when it comes to purging our culture of personal corruption.  However long it takes is as long as you need to do it with."

The Heir gets to do some followup on this whole election thing.  I the Mentor guess we kind of lousily phrased what we previously said, though that's because it took a while for certain thoughts to become more cohesive and concrete.  It's still clear to the Heir that the progressives want the Resistance to believe that the election is some sort of Court Of Public Opinion trial on Trump, but elections have generally never been about a referendum on a candidate's moral or just/legal state.  Fun Loving Chief was paraphrased to have said, "It's the economy, stupid," so that's the prism through which the Heir's looking at the election.  It's going to be more about whether Trump ever took adequate action on the prices of prescription drugs, and less about how he's a criminal who models very badly for our young people.  It also kind of hearkens back to yet another paraphrase attributed to Benjamin Franklin: You can't make a popular appeal to general values and concepts as much as an appeal to self-interest.  Whether we like it or not, that's the way it is, so the Heir's thinking it's not appropriate for the Insurgent News Network to portray the election as a trial on Trump.  But he's seeing video titles such as "The only that will stop Trump is us," which he sees as misleading because it's a Rorschach test.  Everyone will see into the title what they'll subjectively see, and it's the Insurgent Network disingenuously expecting the Resistance to somehow turn the election into a trial on Trump through this Rorschach test.  (For one thing, it allows the Insurgent Network to make hay out of election gossip, e.g., Bloomberg and Bernie).  As a result, the Heir asks the Resistance to Resist this temptation, and focus more on outstanding criminal charges and civil suits Trump will face *after* office.  Now here's the thing.  It seems likely that Trump will lose, which will have the effect of moving up those actual reckonings till less than a year from now.  But the Heir also asks the Resistance to have a Plan B in place in case that doesn't happen, and there are any number of strategies to consider that the Heir wants to think more about before proposing what he thinks may be the best courses of action.  It would be awesome to him if up until the election the Insurgent Network has intrepid legals like Maya Wiley and Chuck Rosenberg among others to explain the details of the possibilities so the Heir knows what he's getting into before getting me the Mentor to cite such ideas here on the shares base.

"Resistance, don't put all your law-and-justice eggs into the one basket that is the election.  Keep focusing on the legal nuts and bolts of an actual justice on Trump."

Sunday, February 16, 2020

The Heir almost completely forgot that Harvey Weinstein also has a trial coming up in Los Angeles, though he's not sure when that's going to be.  He's hoping it's not going to be October or November, but he's pretty sure it's not going to be the next week after his trial ends in New York.  If Weinstein walks in New York, he's probably not going to walk in LA.  The Heir read that article on the NBC site that details the differences between the two cases.  Apparently, the fact that Weinstein never previously met the women he's accused of assaulting in LA or talked to them afterwards may count against him, because he can't claim to a jury the encounters were consensual like he possibly could in NY.  Sure it's dumb where common sense is concerned, but that's apparently how the mechanics of this kind of trial work.  But the Heir hopes the LA trial comes sooner than later, so a conviction there can count against Trump's claims of exoneration in a society now waking up to the importances of accountability and principle.

Saturday, February 15, 2020

So even though the Heir completely undid Trump's "exoneration," he still proceeds with silent rage and restlessness, and dissatisfaction with the system.  And why?  Well, where does he begin?  One thing is with the Harvey Weinstein trial whose defense attorneys are predicting an acquittal from the court steps.  This the Heir sees as a call to arms on this particular front for justice for the people, because if Weinstein does get acquitted, the Heir thinks Letitia James needs to appoint a commission or a task force to find out what went wrong, particularly if even more women come out after the acquittal to state that Weinstein assaulted them too.  The current survivors should seriously consider legal action against the court system that would also help bring irregularities to light.  Also how the trial was covered in the media, which further denigrates any reputation the media has left as the so-called "fourth estate."  The Heir angrily paces around the Swank Lounge when his tablet shows the Weinstein trial designated as "entertainment" news or solely as local news.  It's accusations against Weinstein that effectively launched the MeToo movement, so that deserves more serious national coverage.  The Heir has general plans in mind post-acquittal, because there's a growing need for justice for the people rather than just for jerkasses like Trump or Weinstein.

Thursday, February 13, 2020

This is the week's anniversary of Trump claiming he's exonerated and "acquitted forever", and in response to Nancy Pelosi tearing up his State of the union address, he tore up his own articles of impeachment.  The Heir in response to that response wants to tear up Trump's "exoneration."  It'll be a piece of paper with the phrase Trump Exoneration at the top, and with a word salad of his exoneration press conference, his tweets and rally bites from when Ukrainegate got started through to his rally in NH.  And then the Heir will tear it with Tear Up Trump.  The Heir in his own fantasy press conference before he does the tear up to thunderous applause would proclaim that it was not a real acquittal because it was not a real trial, because you didn't hear witnesses or evidence.  Instead, he proclaims as a hung jury, better known as the Trump Hung Jury.


Here's yet another way in which we're none-of-the-above skeptics here in the Bachelor.  We will not go along with the progressive movement's efforts to turn the election into a Political Armageddon in which they'll want to claim that if the election fails then somehow we can never hold Trump to account even after he leaves office.  Their apparent contention would be that the election results would somehow make both criminal and civil trials impossible, despite the fact that those legal eagles the Heir sees on the Insurgent Network would dismiss that out of hand, and should do so.  That's why we in the Bachelor are separating our participation from our pursuit of justice.  There's a good chance that a Donkey For The People nominee will defeat Trump, which will have the effect of moving up potential trial dates after he leaves office, but we don't think that's any reason why the Resistance should put all their justice eggs in one basket, solely because the progressives seem for them to want to do so.  The Heir was there in 2004 when that was the progressive strategy, and look how that turned out.

"I proclaim that it was not a real acquittal, because it was not a real trial, because you did not have witnesses or evidence approved for review.  So instead it's a Trump Hung Jury.  And with that, I will now tear up the Trump Exoneration."

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